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I’m pissed off at all of the Mark Nason boot wearing douchebags I have seen around town. If you’re wearing these boots and I don’t know who you are, then you shouldn’t be wearing them. Own up to the fact that the closest you will ever get to playing the Hollywood Bowl is Guitar Hero, get rid of the boots, and find a better way to introduce some “edge” into your wardrobe. The design team behind these abominations needs to rethink their brand image, selling a lifestyle is one thing, selling a lifestyle that will ever only exist for .01% of the population is just a bad business strategy. These shoes will not make you look cool and edgy; they will make you look like you’re desperately trying to look cool and edgy. Instead try a nice pair of Frye or Belstaff boots, they will give you the style you want without making you look like a tool.

I’m pissed off at all of the Mark Nason boot wearing douchebags I have seen around town. If you’re wearing these boots and I don’t know who you are, then you shouldn’t be wearing them. Own up to the fact that the closest you will ever get to playing the Hollywood Bowl is Guitar Hero, get rid of the boots, and find a better way to introduce some “edge” into your wardrobe. The design team behind these abominations needs to rethink their brand image, selling a lifestyle is one thing, selling a lifestyle that will ever only exist for .01% of the population is just a bad business strategy. These shoes will not make you look cool and edgy; they will make you look like you’re desperately trying to look cool and edgy. Instead try a nice pair of Frye or Belstaff boots, they will give you the style you want without making you look like a tool.