Would someone please bitch slap Perez Hilton? What drunken moron thought that it would be a good idea to let that man design his own line of clothing? Well the good news is that it will be sold at Hot Topic, which means that no one with half a brain will ever wear it. Perez Hilton, aka Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr, needs to find whatever rock he crawled out from underneath and simply return. Why is Mr. Lavandeira famous? For being a royal bitch? For outing presumably closeted celebrities? For being an utterly shallow and solipsistic asshole? This piece of shit needs to simply go away. Do you hear me Mario? Go away! Don’t make a big scene, don’t scream foul, just accept that you are not special and retreat into your shallow existence. The world would be a far better place if you had never begun writing, I can only imagine the terrible effects of this clothing line.
